Worst Ninjago OC

Reading ~SpadeTheNightmaren's Tips on Making a Good Ninjago OC,
I've decided to make everything that's wrong about an OC and scrape
it up into one big miserable Mary Sue. This is the horrifying result.

Here's how one may justify her existence;


<sub>OMG, this is liek; ""YAM" (whitch is Ninjagoian language for "Beautyiful")); the GODDESSS of SUPER-powered-love-
and-invincibility She has loooong blond/black/brown/rainbow-changing-colours-at-will hair, and loooong amount of
brains to match her superiorr baeuty and prettiness!!`1!

Her parents are the first spinjootsu mastar, and britknee spears; who is actualy the very FIRST serpentine warior
godess as well as a souperstar!!! :iconsuperawsomeplzaccountplz:When she was just, like, y'know, born; in the year
</b>201300 BC</b>; she was going to be thre queen of the universe, but that stinky b*tch of Lord Garmathong
totally stole her thunder! (LOLOL, I MAD#E A JAY JOKE!) THEn, she, leik, tried to stop him, but he somehow kille her
parents and used their b;lood for his bath and ate their heads while using their spines (EWWW, I'm P*SSING MY
PANTS IN FEAR) to scratch his stinkY undead BUTT! >:V

So she, liek, ya 'll knw by now, used her powers to kill him and save the worlsd from his EVILness (even though the
World did not exis6t yet)... But 200 yaers after, some stuoopid boys came and faught him again. They claimed to
ninaja heroes, (Jay, Kole, zain, and Kai), but their just jelly of her awesomeneness!1!1!!!

So to prooove her point, she dated all of dem boys and gave them magical AIDS! : ohnose:

Everyone 'cept her dies.

YOR ARGUMENT IZ INVALID

Goe suck a le'mon, hoes!

(and Zane is M I N E, so go DIE in HELLLe!!`1!)

FIN/END.</sub>

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So, can you count how many things are wrong with her?

Good luck~